Fellow Earth-ling selling us out!!!!

Are we that cheap? Are we for sale? No doubt earth is filled with non-peace loving people and dumb idiots like the ass running United States, but thats no reason to give E.T earth for free!!! WTF!! who's this chap to sell us off for FREE! I demand at least 10 Pounds! and i mean English pounds!!!! Any takers?
If u're wondering whats the fuss all about, i picked this picture out of this Straits Times article.

"INTERPLANETARY OFFER: Is this mankind’s desperate signal to the extraterrestrials out there to make a land grab? Whatever happened to the good old salesmanship of making an offer you can’t refuse? — picture by Arnold"

LOL :D ...manglish in action wor!